Coach Axel: “Parker has an incredible stick and an incredible shot. We really think that he can be a great player for us, not only down the road, but maybe this year, as well. He’s big and has good speed, so he’s a tough kid to guard.”

High School: Four-year member and two year starter of lacrosse team… helped the team to conference championship sophomore season… runner up in state tournament and conference junior year… recorded 28 goals and 27 assists in senior season…

PERSONAL: born Geoffrey Parker Geane ( pronounced Gene) August 29, 1990 (18)… major: Communication… career plans: Advertising … hobbies: lacrosse and video games… parents: Lynne and Geoff… residence: Easton, CT…

Career Statistics Thru 2009

PARKER... REVEALED

Your personal goal for the season:  LEC Championship

Favorite activity other than sports:  movies

Keep one thing about Eastern:  the people

Favorite movie:  Top Gun

Favorite actor:  George Clooney

Best choice for the next U.S. President (anyone):  Ben Raccio!

What should be the penalty for athletes who test positive for drugs?:  loss of one game

If you had a key to the world, where is the first place you would go:  Green Bay

Most difficult aspect of your sport:  Avoiding bigger kids

Your choice as best athlete (any level) of all time:  Brett Favre

Your choice as greatest song or CD of all time:  Kanye West-Graduation

Favorite pro team:  Hartford Whalers

If anyone could be your life coach, who would you choose?:  my youth coach

Hardest thing you’ve ever done in your life:  lost to New Milford

Greatest coach (any level) of all time:  Coach McCarthy-youth coach

Your favorite moment of all time (not necessarily sports-related):  Winning CONNY tournament

Most embarrassing moment of all time:  too many to list

Favorite smell:  anything good

Smartest animal:  dolphin

Who were you or who do you hope you were in your first life?  Vince Lombardi

Closest brush with greatness:  my mom talked to Johnny Depp’s realtor

Job you consider the hardest or worst to do for a living:  Crab Fisherman

Parent’s favorite entertainer:  Jeff Dunham

The word you always misspell: supercalifragilisticexpicilidocious

What will be the price of gas a year from now?  4.78

Automobile you would buy tomorrow if you had the money:  Subaru WRX

Your contribution to the Green Movement:  Mac Book

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